Emilie Autumn | Girls! Girls! Girls
Some of them are really quite attractive as you’ll see
But some are truly hideous - I’m sure that you’ll agree
While others still look rather quite a lot like you and me
But you mustn’t let them fool you
Just one more rule:
You shouldn’t look this one too long in the eye
That one - let’s… just keep walking by
'Cause they're no ordinary girls,
And we’ve a steady supply
So grab another cup of tea and follow me!
EA: “Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guide?
For a penny more, go on and ask, we’ve nothing here to hide”
Contessa: “If insanity’s primarily a feminish malady - and no one’s doubting that, for it’s a scientific fact! - then according to the medics, have they faultier genetics?
Are they born with this disease or is it something they contract?!”
EA: It’s all to do with reproductive organs
Which are naturally unstable in a dame
You see, from lunar
We have lunatic, and lunacy, and loony
And they’re always ovulating by the cycle of the moony
Maggots: “I have a question!”
Maggots: “Has any patient ever been released?
Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior were decreased?”
EA: ”For the good of our society, they aren’t to reproduce
So while they may pretend propriety
We’ll never let them loose!
For a little extra on the side we can arrange for a slightly more… intimate encounter, wink, wink!”
VeVa: “How big is a lady’s brain?”
EA: “It’s really very, very small
A simple thought is quite a strain”
Maggots: “This seems… just a bit inhumane”
EA: “It’s just a simple little shock
It doesn’t cause her any pain” *bzzt*”
I’ve got a lot more words to say
But I just can’t make them rhyme
So ladies, let this be a lesson to you
Keep your hair uncut
Your corsets tight
Your morals high
Your knitting neat
Your yappers shut!
This is what comes of over-educating
Too much serious conversating
Organised religion hating
Marriage without procreating
Girl on girl caught lesbiating
She was caught while masturbating!
Male mind manipulating
Certainly there’s no debating
Some we just find fascinating
Women’s right facilitating
Independent thought creating
She may just be complicating
Get your money out, we’re waiting!
To see those girls! Girls! Girls!